<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><?xml-stylesheet type='text/xsl' href='http://belindahu.spaces.live.com/mmm2008-07-24_12.50/rsspretty.aspx?rssquery=en-US;http%3a%2f%2fbelindahu.spaces.live.com%2fcategory%2fjoke%2ffeed.rss' version='1.0'?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:msn="http://schemas.microsoft.com/msn/spaces/2005/rss" xmlns:live="http://schemas.microsoft.com/live/spaces/2006/rss" xmlns:dcterms="http://purl.org/dc/terms/" xmlns:cf="http://www.microsoft.com/schemas/rss/core/2005" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Life towards New Balance: joke</title><description /><link>http://belindahu.spaces.live.com/?_c11_BlogPart_BlogPart=blogview&amp;_c=BlogPart&amp;partqs=catjoke</link><language>en-US</language><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:54:05 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:54:05 GMT</lastBuildDate><generator>Microsoft Spaces v1.1</generator><docs>http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification</docs><ttl>60</ttl><cf:parentRSS>http://belindahu.spaces.live.com/blog/feed.rss</cf:parentRSS><live:type>blogcategory</live:type><live:identity><live:id>-8457593410624754516</live:id><live:alias>belindahu</live:alias></live:identity><cf:listinfo><cf:group ns="http://schemas.microsoft.com/live/spaces/2006/rss" element="typelabel" label="Type" /><cf:group ns="http://schemas.microsoft.com/live/spaces/2006/rss" element="tag" label="Tag" /><cf:group element="category" label="Category" /><cf:sort element="pubDate" label="Date" data-type="date" default="true" /><cf:sort element="title" label="Title" data-type="string" /><cf:sort ns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" element="comments" label="Comments" data-type="number" /></cf:listinfo><item><title>汉语也考听力</title><link>http://belindahu.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!8AA0979A7106ECAC!208.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;“你家搬了吗？”&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;“不一定，有时候加班，有时候不加。”&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;“家－搬了吗？”&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;“……说不好，有时候要加班。”&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;“我是说你家－搬了吗？你搬家了吗？”&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;“哦，搬家哦，早就搬了”&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=-8457593410624754516&amp;page=RSS%3a+%e6%b1%89%e8%af%ad%e4%b9%9f%e8%80%83%e5%90%ac%e5%8a%9b&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=belindahu.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=belindahu"&gt;</description><comments>http://belindahu.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!8AA0979A7106ECAC!208.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://belindahu.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!8AA0979A7106ECAC!208.entry</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 14:11:34 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://belindahu.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!8AA0979A7106ECAC!208/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://belindahu.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!8AA0979A7106ECAC!208.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-01-24T14:11:34Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>joke 1</title><link>http://belindahu.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!8AA0979A7106ECAC!133.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;有一次坐地铁，挨着一个老太太站。站了一会儿，老太太突然抬头问我，“姑娘，你是去怀柔吗？”心想这个老太太怎么这么糊涂，地铁哪能到怀柔啊。我干脆的说“我去木犀地”。老太太和旁边的老头嘀咕起来。这时另一个中年人站起来了，“你坐我这儿吧。”咦，今天居然有人给我让座？太阳从西边出来了。“我马上就下了”既然是这样，我就不客气了。我坐下来，给自己的双腿摆了一个舒服的姿势。&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;过了好久好久，我才回味过来。感情人家老太太问的是“姑娘，你是怀孕了吗？”狂分特，就算我穿的是羽绒服，也不至于那么夸张吧。&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=-8457593410624754516&amp;page=RSS%3a+joke+1&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=belindahu.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=belindahu"&gt;</description><comments>http://belindahu.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!8AA0979A7106ECAC!133.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://belindahu.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!8AA0979A7106ECAC!133.entry</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2006 04:43:09 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://belindahu.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!8AA0979A7106ECAC!133/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://belindahu.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!8AA0979A7106ECAC!133.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-12-18T13:23:41Z</dcterms:modified></item></channel></rss>